Category Archives: American history

Meet the Unluckiest Man in American History

Burnside-etchingThat old corny, country variety show Hee Haw had a recurring segment called, “Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me.” Each week, hillbilly sad sacks laid around a cabin porch and wailed a woebegone song that included the line, “If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.” Then they would let loose a blast of yokel misery.

That was just a comedy sketch. But the man we’re about to meet could have sung those words and meant them. Because if anybody was ever born under an unlucky star, Ambrose Everett Burnside was it. Continue reading

100th Anniversary of the Accident You’ve Never Heard Of

Tipton-crash siteThis week is the 100th anniversary of something horrible … and chances are you’ve never heard of it. It made national news headlines in its day, and then suddenly disappeared  from sight. It’s particularly astonishing to me that as a history buff from the moment I learned to read, I only found out about it recently. So sit back and learn the sad tale of a terrible tragedy. Continue reading

Custer’s Last Something

CusterThink you’re having a bad day? It’s nothing compared to the remarkably bad day George Armstrong Custer had on this date in 1876.

Exactly 138 years ago today, he and his 262 men topped a hill in present day Montana, looked down the slope to the Little Big Horn River, and saw thousands upon thousands of Sioux and Cheyenne warriors rushing their way.

June 25th was Custer’s Last Day. Continue reading

Almost a Witness: My Brush with a Presidential Assassination Attempt

“History never looks like history when you are living through it.”

-John W. Gardner

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“March 30, 1981. A chilly day in
Washington, DC with on-again, off-again
drizzle. And history waiting to be made.”

March 30, 1981. A chilly Monday afternoon in Washington, DC with on-again, off-again drizzle. The kind of day that can’t decide whether to be the vanguard of spring or winter’s last hurrah. So it acts like both. I was a 20 year-old college kid from the country’s Heartland back then, in awe of the city’s showy trappings of power and its perpetual love affair with history.

That’s the thing about history – it’s like lightning: you never know when or where it will strike next. Fate had decided to touch that afternoon and make it historic. And it did so in the unlikeliest of places. Fate gets a kick out of doing that; it has selected box seats in a packed theatre, a crowded train station, and even a quiet street in downtown Dallas as venues where American history made abrupt sea-changes. Now Fate’s attention was turning to a hotel.

And I just happened to be staying in it. Continue reading

American History: Git R Done! Why James K. Polk rocked as president

James K PolkJames K. Who? If you’re like most Americans, your knowledge of the presidents ended after you were forced to memorize their names in the fourth grade. And that’s a shame, because some amazing guys are hidden among their ranks. Presidents Day is the ideal opportunity to tell you about one of them.

James K. Polk is one of my all-time favorite presidents. Seriously.

Why, you ask? For starters, I played Little League baseball in Joplin, Missouri back in 1973 with a kid who was a Polk descendant. (Nobody would make that up; if you’re going to lie about having a presidential ancestor, you’d pick Washington or Jefferson or someone whose face made it to a coin or currency.) Anyway, that sparked an interest in Polk, and I discovered he was one of the rare ones who said what he meant and meant what he said.

Git r donePolk had a 160 year head-start on Larry the Cable Guy. The motto for his presidency could easily have been “Git R Done.” (Although I can’t picture Polk’s face on a T-shirt.)

He did the usual pre-presidential stuff: served in Congress, including a stint as Speaker of the House, and was Governor or Tennessee. He was elected president in 1844.

In his inaugural address in 1845, Polk spelled out four specific goals for his presidency:

* reduce tariffs, which he did… a kind of forerunner of the late 20th Century free trade agreements;

* reestablish the Independent Treasury System, which he did… and which lasted until the Internal Revenue Service replaced it nearly 70 years later;

* settle a serious border dispute in the Pacific Northwest with Britain, which he did… and which permanently established our western border with Canada, creating one of the most successful best buddy international friendships in the world;

* win the Southwest territory from Mexico, which he did (thanks to the Mexican War)… giving us California, Nevada, Utah and parts of Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and Utah – plus the massive amounts of gold and silver that were later discovered there.

Polk literally made it possible for generations of schoolkids to sing, “From sea to shing sea.”

GraveNow here’s the most amazing part of all: he accomplished everything he set out to do in just one term as president. He didn’t try to hold on to the job forever like so many others. He simply finished his duties, packed up and handed over the reins to Zachary Taylor… without seeking reelection. Imagine that happening today! Upon leaving office, he went home to Tennessee and promptly died 90 days later. (Trivia: Polk is buried on the lawn of Tennessee’s capitol in Nashville, the only U.S. President whose grave is on the grounds of a state capitol.)

Clear goals, all achieved in a single term, then a “mission accomplished” return home. That’s my kind of president!

A hearty salute to you, James Knox Polk, on this Presidents Day!president-day